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Lavender cigarettes sound fire though

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I am convinced China will one day create the healthy cigarette. Smoking culture there is still exploring freedoms Americans can barely remember. Chinese pilots were just banned from smoking in the cockpit in 2019, and that was because some idiot ruined everyone by tuning off the cabin circulation so he could vape.

I am assuming he did this so the rest of the plane wouldn't find out that he was huffing cotton candy instead of the sweet and smooth taste of the best flue cured golden tobacco Yunyan has to offer.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 4 points 23 minutes ago (3 children)

Nah, I need full flavored, full nicotine, and completely healthy. Herbal cigarettes are marketing, I need a scientific solution.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 18 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 12 minutes ago

I have faith the scientist of China will find the solution before they ever give up smoking.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 4 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

the addiction without the cancer

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 17 minutes ago

I believe in the dream of the people.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 1 points 2 minutes ago

I remember that is what they marketed vapes as back in the day.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 1 points 4 minutes ago

I remember rainbow lucky strikes when I first got into smoking. Each one had a different flavor.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 38 minutes ago

Why buy lavender-flavoured cigarettes when people smoke actual lavender? Still horrible for your lungs, but it's quite a lot cheaper

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 3 points 42 minutes ago

if this ever comes to the u.s. i will instantly retvrn to being a 6 pack a day smoker

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 2 points 36 minutes ago

Long ago a friend of mine quit smoking by moving over to herbal cigs (no nicotine) and lavender was one of the main herbs in them. Just did a quick search and found these:

https://puffherbals.com/products/sleepy-cigs

So nic-free herbal cigs are definitely an option for anyone seeking something different.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 15 points 1 hour ago

Flavored lung darts. At least the cancer goes down easier.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm glad I quit smoking for the pouches, it's still nicotine, but at least I don't feel like my lungs are on fire and I'm dying half the time, lol

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I need to quit smoking weed. No surprise but uh the indoor air quality monitor i got, literally one puff inside and the air quality is 500+ for a good bit

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but watching that smoke swirl the air is nice aint it. I wish I could still smoke in the house. My last apartment was gonna be demolished after I moved out so I could do whatever I wanted. It was great.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 13 points 2 hours ago

yeah all that "fragrance" is where all the "vitamins" live.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sorry, I already have my brand

[–] Big@hexbear.net 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Each hit is a shotgun blast to my lungs, but god damn I love being a rebel