Ruined? Those auctioneer will spin some artsy story and it will be a million pound art. It's money laundering after all.
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The difference between art and graffiti is about 100 years.
A conservationist should be able to remove the ink. I doubt it’s “ruined”.
Edit: looked it up, apparently restoration cost about $5k. Not ruined, but definitely a costly little stunt.
He explains that some teenage girls handed him a pen and said draw eyes on it. And he was like, okay sure I guess.
Story is wrong, it was his last day.
The security guard has since been fired and the police have opened a criminal investigation.
- I knew I'd read this before.
I think, you found a bug in the Lemmy webpage. 🙃
Woah
2357111317192123.
Edit: doesn't work for this comment to me
23413431414.
In voyager it just looks cut off
So, what's happening is that it interprets a number at the start of a line, followed by a dot, to be an enumeration:
- One
- Two
- Three
And then it indents that text to a certain fixed width, which is why a very long number sticks out to the left.
Why your comment didn't work, is for two reasons:
- It stops interpreting a number as an enumeration when you go beyond 9 digits. That's why your first and last example didn't work.
- It automatically 'fixes' the enumeration, if the numbers aren't successors. I actually wrote "123456789." at the start of this line, but it changes it to a "2.". That's why the "2334." and "23145524." you wrote got changed to a "124." and "125.", which made them too short to really look broken.
Let me try
Lol. I can see the matrix.
O wait I can't.
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That was his day on the job.
Also
Of all of his days on the job, this was all of them
They misspelled improved
I just wish it was the original artist who got a job as a security guard just for this
I think it makes it better.
Who the hell is that stupid lmao
Daily Mail readers
In this context a security guard.
"ruined" in the eyes of the ones. "Upgraded" in the eyes of others.
Taste in art is highly individual as can be seen here again.
“eyesed” in the eyes of the literal
Missed his calling, should have worked in a corrections facility.
He may have added value.
Making art with art 👌
Should have used googly eyes
It was his first day, he only had the pen in his pocket.
And what have we learned, kids?
Always carry a pocketful of googly eyes!
Has he been arrested like those people with the harmless orange powder?
They should promote him, its much better now.
Sweet, the Russian army gets more meat for it's grinder. You would think Russian serfs would be more careful about breaking the law during these mass sacrifice times.
You should use Linux.
He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he's already been through the grinder
Both versions suck.