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[–] oo1@lemmings.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Are there any flies buzzing around?

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Clone myself.

Send clone through teleporter to pull lever.

360 no scope snipe the imposter clone motherfucker.

Claim credit for saving people.

[–] dmalteseknight@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is cloning that much faster than running to the lever? Do you also keep a cloning machin always handy on you?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

The teleporter is basically a cloning machine

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 17 hours ago

If you teleport the people off the tracks then you can kill them all while still taking credit for saving them.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 19 hours ago

Doesn't it depend if the teleporter open a up a wormhole or used replication?

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The Trolly Problem of Thesius

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 44 minutes ago)

The traveling salesmans trolley problem of Theseus if you try to find out first how to get everywhere efficiently.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You’ve shed and replaced every atom that you were made of when you were born and many times over since then, are you still that same entity?

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you didn't shed them all at once. If the ship of Theseus exploded, and then they built a new one, the question wouldn't be, "Which is the true ship of Theseus?" it would be, "Hey, did you guys see Theseus' new ship?"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

How many components have to be changed all at once for it to be a new ship?

If all but one of the planks is new but one of them is from the original ship is it still the original ship, if not then how many planks from the original ship need to be included in the new ship for it to be the original ship?

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I don't know, but I know destroying every cell in your body at once is called suicide.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Look at it's like that. If you change out one part at a time, everyone considers the ship the same.

Change many components at once and what you hear? "It's practically a new ship!".

Here, Ship of Theseus solved by instinct and linguistics.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

I'd say that it's a matter of timescale, very little if anything of the initial version of the USS Constitution is part of the current version of the ship but id consider it the same ship just version whatever because it was slowly replaced over a couple hundred years. It's the side effect of "living" objects, though if there is one old ass ship that is 100% immune to the Ship of Theseus it's the Vasa.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It’s all just abstract philosophy on a non-reality scenario, I’m just having fun with it.

On a heavily relative note, though, has anyone watched Space Dandy? The show about a dandy guy in space?

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I did, and I remember enjoying it, but that was 10 years ago and I don't remember it that well. Did they have a teleporter?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

They had one, but it was never existential. They had warp, though, and it put them in the same but different dimension when they used it, so Space Dandy’s cosmic energy warped every time he used it, essentially changing him at a material and energy level but not a conscious one. He has a relationship with an energy entity that decides they can’t be with him because he’s literally not the man they fell in love with, and because he’s used the warp so much his energy is essentially changing the fundamental make-up of the universe.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it's jot you then the question becomes, are you willing to commit suicide so a reasonable facsimile of you can save some strangers.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm willing to die to save people, so if some version of me actually gets to survive it, with there being a chance that it is me, then there's no reason for me not to do it.

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[–] malloc@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Depends if teleportation uses TCP or UDP

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

UDP teleportation sounds pretty questionable.

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And what compression algorithm are they using?

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[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 15 points 21 hours ago (9 children)

Shit like this always remind me of the videogame SOMA.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Have had that game in my library for years, maybe I need to play it

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I hate this comic. Your alarm clock is proof that you don't truly lose consciousness in the way this comic implies when you go to sleep.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, it's a weakness in the comic, but you can fix it by imagining being frozen (in a sci-fi way that doesn't form I've crystals that kill you) then thawed.

You'd awake just like from sleep and there would have been a period of true nothing in between.

Did you die and a new you was woken up? I say there is no “true you”. There's a body having your memories and behavior, thinking it's you and that's all that matters. There is no magic piece that actually gets loost when you get frozen or teleported. A you enters, a you leaves, so nobody died and nothing is lost.

There are no souls, there is no magic continuous bit that gets handed over to the next moment, there just the pattern, so as long as it persists, you are alive.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago (22 children)

Define "you." An identical collection and pattern of atoms and subatomic particles? Then yes. A continuous consciousness as experienced by the "me" on the entry side of the teleporter? No.

Would I kill myself to save five lives and create one? Yes

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

There is no way to know that were not constantly dying and being replaced. The experience of continuity may be an illusion because you don't notice that you're only alive for a split second, and replacing the consciousness that was alive a split second before you.

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

I say there's no rational reason to assume you aren't constantly “dying” and being replaced by next moment's “you”.

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