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[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Define 'you'.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Are there any flies buzzing around?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

No but theres billions of microbes on you

[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Clone myself.

Send clone through teleporter to pull lever.

360 no scope snipe the imposter clone motherfucker.

Claim credit for saving people.

[–] dmalteseknight@programming.dev 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is cloning that much faster than running to the lever? Do you also keep a cloning machin always handy on you?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

The teleporter is basically a cloning machine

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 23 hours ago

If you teleport the people off the tracks then you can kill them all while still taking credit for saving them.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago

Doesn't it depend if the teleporter open a up a wormhole or used replication?

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Trolly Problem of Thesius

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The traveling salesmans trolley problem of Theseus if you try to find out first how to get everywhere efficiently.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’ve shed and replaced every atom that you were made of when you were born and many times over since then, are you still that same entity?

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, but you didn't shed them all at once. If the ship of Theseus exploded, and then they built a new one, the question wouldn't be, "Which is the true ship of Theseus?" it would be, "Hey, did you guys see Theseus' new ship?"

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

How many components have to be changed all at once for it to be a new ship?

If all but one of the planks is new but one of them is from the original ship is it still the original ship, if not then how many planks from the original ship need to be included in the new ship for it to be the original ship?

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I don't know, but I know destroying every cell in your body at once is called suicide.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Look at it's like that. If you change out one part at a time, everyone considers the ship the same.

Change many components at once and what you hear? "It's practically a new ship!".

Here, Ship of Theseus solved by instinct and linguistics.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

I'd say that it's a matter of timescale, very little if anything of the initial version of the USS Constitution is part of the current version of the ship but id consider it the same ship just version whatever because it was slowly replaced over a couple hundred years. It's the side effect of "living" objects, though if there is one old ass ship that is 100% immune to the Ship of Theseus it's the Vasa.

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it's jot you then the question becomes, are you willing to commit suicide so a reasonable facsimile of you can save some strangers.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm willing to die to save people, so if some version of me actually gets to survive it, with there being a chance that it is me, then there's no reason for me not to do it.

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[–] malloc@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Depends if teleportation uses TCP or UDP

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

UDP teleportation sounds pretty questionable.

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And what compression algorithm are they using?

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[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Shit like this always remind me of the videogame SOMA.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (24 children)

Define "you." An identical collection and pattern of atoms and subatomic particles? Then yes. A continuous consciousness as experienced by the "me" on the entry side of the teleporter? No.

Would I kill myself to save five lives and create one? Yes

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