badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Clean your room
Look I knew my family tree was complicated but this is ridiculous
I get that birds imprint on the first parental figure they see, but this is taking it a bit far
Buy me an Xbox
I already bought you a soby ploystation just last week don't tell me you filled it with dirt like you did the soga drompcast
No, but your mom, and I'm proud of you
puts on dadhat
"are ya winning, Dirt_owl?"-
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I hope not
You're right, you're not cool enough to birth an owl
Don't I know it
Okay fiiine you're cool enough to birth HALF an owl. But you're going to have to decide the other half of this owl centaur yourself
How did you know my alt account was InfamousSolomon