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[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or their sheets only cover their ankles

[–] vandsjov@feddit.dk 3 points 23 hours ago

Hey, Buddy, my eyes are up here!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Can't watch it in my country but this sounds like a plausible explanation

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe the adults are actually just as short as the baby

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago

Plot twist. Here I was, imagining a smothered baby and then you come out of left field and change the script.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

What kind of psycho sleeps with his feet together?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: They just forgot their toe tags.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago

Or really short adults

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You can only imagine an impossible thing and not the one very obvious thing...?

And both parents are wearing shoes that are too tight.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The rokurokubi family...

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’ll grow in to her neck

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Ok, now I understand that I have not the slightest idea what noise giraffes do.

[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every time I see this, I wanna vomit.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why? Hate babies? Or all children?

Or just the giraffe baby? I'd understand that one. Fucker's always eating the leaves off my trees.

[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, feet. Hate feet. Absolutely disgusting.