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Pedro Sanchez claimed Wold Cup was the only thing he discussed with Trump. Is that's what pissed Trump so much? :D
Bastards didn't warn him?
Why? Why not irritate the heck out of him? If you can make him crack, do it ASAP.
That deranged child diddler is in charge of the the world's greatest nuclear / military superpower. Anything can happen with him with a literal press of a button
I'd rock his cradle until he tries to. Using that excuse as a lever against his allies would be a great new low for his supporters to think about. Spell it all out donny chump.
Sure it's an Onion joke about Trump.
To me it's more proof of how the rest is nothing but a pathetic bunch of vassals.
If NATO wasn't a thing, the EU would have needed to create a NATO like defense apparatus internally, and that would have cost them money. Keeping America in was a great way for Europe to keep its defense costs down.
EU doesn't need NATO.
The only enemies we have are the US enemies they create for their own interest.
Our defense costs would be down if we weren't victims of their vulgar mafia protection racket.
According to the spending that EU countries are doing in preparation for an American departure, it seems like the cost of defense is going up.
Well that was a genius plan from the USSA and their vassal sell out EU 'leaders'.
They could never get the EU to pay more than they already did.
And look now, the so-called 'loose cannon' Trump creates an artificial rift with the Greenland BS (The tariffs are an extra bonus)
And suddenly our 'leaders' can declare we're on our own and defenseless against an imaginary enemy so we need to buy massively more (US of course) war shit. And fast!
And what will happen in 2028?
Some 'respectable' Dem warmonger will become president and just like that we're friends again.
Well played.
No mention please inflame tensions and collapse this imperialist alliance.
It is so incredibly embarrassing how the US is captured by fairies.
Twice.
Belgian waffles for every G7 breakfast.
I heard he rearranged the conference with his men to be the elephant in the room, he was ready to go nuke lol
The way Macron and the others lick Trump's feet is pathetic.
Finally something I have in common with Donald Trump.
Such a joyous occasion.
“I went to your American restaurant Dairy Queen and they make me this nice tasty whirled cup of ice cream and turn jt upside like so. I eat so fast I’m belchin’ “