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Flight instructor: "Do your best, lol."

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 138 points 1 day ago (17 children)

During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

Importantly, the article also says she was trained, but still needed some hours with an instructor or pilot before being allowed to fly solo. He must have decided his other student that day wasn't ready but felt she'd be safe without him. Better than some suicidal pilots who have crashed the whole plane.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 day ago

Landings are pretty much your first focus after basic air work, and you can solo in 15-20 hours typically. A full license is around 80 hours (at least here in Canada), and she had a ppl already.

When i soloed my instructor was kind enough to get out of the plane while we were on the ground. What a horrible experience for this student.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

Instructor: (Encouragingly) "If you can handle this, Rosario, it'll all get easier from here on out. The most stressful moments are when you're just learning."

Student: "Thanks, but I'm sure that..."

Instructor: dives out plane door

Student: ...

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

“She was very shaken, but with complete professionalism she flew the plane to the airfield and made a perfect landing,”

Dude may have been having a rough time, but definitely knew his students.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, if I were an immortal, I would get a job as a flight instructor just to pull this prank.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

"Um, could you just fly over the airport for a minute? Great. Alright, see you later, maybe." And proceeds to step out of the plane so she can have her oh shit moment and he'll still be there to congratulate her when she lands.

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[–] arsCynic@piefed.social 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Categorized as "entertainment".

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[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

'Fuck me, you're a bad pilot. I'm going to take my chances out there'.

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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

Rosario: "Wait! What the fuck are you doing?!"

Bertazzo: "I must go! My people need meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm always down with old Burr clips.
New ones not so much

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Ah, a regular article for the "entertainment" category.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the thumbnail photo of the instructor who killed himself?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That seems so morbid when the article is more focused on the student than the pilot.

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[–] Wildone@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are we sure she didn't kick him out? Seems very sus

[–] starik@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Now you’re thinking like an airport book author!

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