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Good way to fake your death and ensure your student gets famous. Win-win.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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Fame and life long anxiety. But fame is awesome specially without the money that usually comes with it..
"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. The fire rises."
I uhh, presume he landed somewhere?
Edit: my point is more about where
No. He's still up there.
Spoiler
If you ignore any information provided by the article and completely bastardize statistics,
There's a 70% chance he ocean'd!
Well he didn't float away.
It's like siths' rule of two, except 740,000.