In other news, unicorns are straight
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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Of course this is in my backyard. God i hate this ass backwards state. I cant wait to escape Floriduh but the system just keeps keeping me down.
The white sand beaches are pretty nice, IMHO.
https://www.visitflorida.com/travel-ideas/articles/florida-white-orange-dark-sand-beaches/
Much of the sand on Florida beaches is made up of quartz crystals, produced by the weathering of continental land masses like the Appalachian mountains. The quartz is washed down America's great rivers into the Atlantic and the Gulf where it's carried onto the beaches by water currents and waves.
If you wind up leaving, enjoy its strengths now.
The nature here is the only reason i didn't leave years ago. The beaches are great, the everglades are amazing. Hell, i even really enjoy our scrub forests. Id miss it for sure but its getting bad here.
I wish I could just start a country and allow politicians to rule it but whenever one of them says anything about sexuality or immigrants it's just straight to the guillotine.
Well maybe we can just start doing that regardless of whether or not we start a new country first.
I'd approve of that. Everyone who wants to mess with personal relationships or push fear of new arrivals deserves as much.
land of the free... you are free to think and be exactly as those morons want you to think and be
I was going to say, who knew giraffe scientists were this far into mapping the human genome, but then I read he was a Republican, so it’s obviously some tall tale
If our giraffes don’t mate, how do they be like they do when they are?
I mean I would argue that you cannot born gay but you can born to be gay.