Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
42 points (93.8% liked)
Not The Onion
21925 readers
2160 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state
No shit, Sherlock
what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!
A succulent charred penis
Mine has led me into trouble, but I was never that annoyed with it.
Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude... chill with the penile punishment!
Don't kinkshame
I know it's a cultural thing, but as a European I never understood why the US doesn't protect the identity of mentally ill people.
Half of the country is mentally ill. It's just normal for them
In medicine, the entire mental health part of a chart remains hidden unless there’s a mental health reason to break past that block. And since every click in medical charting is recorded, you’re not doing that for fun and keeping your job. Nvm the fact that most of the people with access to the medical chart would respect the info anyway.
And yet, anyone else with a camera and a platform is free to spew.
After the first frame I thought his opponent was going to be his penis
Dude took Zardoz way too seriously
Maybe he was on PCP like that guy from Wu Tang who cut off his wang
Wait what now