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What if HexBear was woke? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

They're also called "navy beans", and they're from 'MURICA!πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

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What if HexBear was woke? (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Beanis would be SOYbeanis!

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A "Thank you" letter for HexBear :) (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Thank you for being so heckin' wholesome 100 big chunguses!

In all seriousness though, thank you for being patient with me and debating me in good faith. Other would ban me for being a chud or agree with my chuddy takes. But you! You changed my mind. And that's all that matters❀️

Cuomo the type of guy to make a mess and say "It's the janitor's job" in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 day ago

the type to stare at Mamdani from across the street and then disappear when a bus passes

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Cuomo the type of guy to make a mess and say "It's the janitor's job" (lemmygrad.ml)
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Bit idea: IDF soldier does DMT, gets called a murderer by the DMT entities, cries about the "antisemitic DMT entities" on Xitter. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, I just made it up.

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Bit idea: IDF soldier does DMT, gets called a murderer by the DMT entities, cries about the "antisemitic DMT entities" on Xitter. (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Rod Serling's voice: "Imagine a man so vile, that his own subconsciousness hates him"

ACAB includes internet forum moderators in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Someone downvoted this

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ACAB includes internet forum moderators (lemmygrad.ml)
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Especially if they do it for free

cannabis has many benefits. for example, it makes you stupid. but in addition, it also makes you lazy. no worries tho, it also makes you fat and insane in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

/ub D tier drug unironically.

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Being a Turkish archeologist must be depressing. (lemmygrad.ml)
 

All you find is Greek history: Greek statues, Greek Temples, Greek coins, Greek pottery...

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Ever since Klaus Schwab left WEF, I knew it was New World OVER. (lemmygrad.ml)
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It's ze old world order, with human rights und borders... BOOOOOORIIIIING! Where's ze bugs? Where's ze pod?

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Depression is fascist, read Mao. (lemmygrad.ml)
A sequel to "The Social Network", about the founding of 4chan in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 days ago

I know I'm like 12 years late with this joke but it sounded funny in my head.

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A sequel to "The Social Network", about the founding of 4chan (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Call it "The Antisocial Network"

Furry porn artists are petite bourgeoisie and will NOT be spared in a true Bordigaist revolution in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] 2000watts@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Came up with this one while shitting

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Furry porn artists are petite bourgeoisie and will NOT be spared in a true Bordigaist revolution (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Fact-checked by REAL revolutionary left-coms!

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If you use the following words you deserve to get executed by a firing squad: (lemmygrad.ml)
 

Friendo, heccin', doggo, pupper, yikes

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