Does your cat work at a call center?
Anissem
Jimmy Kimmel Live posts their monologue to YouTube every night, so you can still enjoy it.
I’m married and share a lot of your feelings. Never really had friends, super introverted and anxiety runs my life sometimes. I’ve been struggling with mental health for over 3 decades and it can feel exhausting sometimes. Life feels like a roller coaster at times that I just want off of.
We’re going to have a new wave of zodiac killers
Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!
We adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. That first time she did it in front of us I almost died. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.
My favorite experience in Paris was going around and buying items for a picnic and having it on the lawn in front of the Eiffel Tower at sunset, it was amazing.
I try not to look at bottles of alcohol at the grocery store, right there with you