Asafum

joined 2 years ago
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 7 months ago

Unfortunately it's never aliens.

I always assume any UAP are just some military tech or misinterpreted data. Would be nice if it were aliens though lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 80 points 7 months ago (6 children)

as well as an examination of local attitudes regarding “American resource extraction."

Ah yes, the actual reason "we need Greenland for national security." Feeding corporations. Fucking scum...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

"Are you spying?"

"No, no, pinkey swear, we aren't spying. Trump promises we aren't and you know you can take his word to the bank."

...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago

"I just got off of the YouTubes and I saw footage of the GREATEST PRISON location! Have you heard of Oblivion? They have these HUGE GATES and the most STRONG AND FEARSOME guards ever. We will be reaching out to Mehrunes Dagon, a STRONG LEADER, to discuss a WONDERFUL PLAN to keep AMERICA SAFE."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fucking Oklahoma, why is it always Oklahoma lately? Can you not very kindly fuck off already?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

MAGA follows only a handful of rules, one most prominent is "it's only bad if you do it. If I do it then it's Morally Correct™©®."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

I think it's more of an underpay issue. I'm in a factory too and "topping out" here is like a hair away from what minimum wage should be. It's disgusting what they look to pay.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

My body doesn't let me do drugs anymore lol everything gives me panic attacks that feel like heart attacks now

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I wonder why aliens never show themselves to us?! Come in peace!"

.....yeah.

Putting aside the insanely vast distances needed to reach us, we can't even stop killing each other. Why the hell would another intelligent life form want to come here? All we do is kill each other, rob each other, exploit each other. Wonderful societies we have going for us.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 7 months ago

It's only legal when a billionaire does it.

I'm so disgusted to have to not only share the same country with, but to hand it over to these fucking scum...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 76 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Employees tend to forget that the entire purpose of life is to run yourself ragged for some dipshit who has obtained entirely way too much wealth and will never stop demanding more. It's like they just don't get it. WORK HARDER! I DEMAND TRIBUTE!"

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