BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago (14 children)

We Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 6 days ago (6 children)

NO! It's not just baked beans from a can, you heathen!

It's on toast.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Dude, I'm not asking you to save US from him, I'm asking you to save YOU from him. He's now inflicting damage on YOUR country, too. I'm sure of that, and I don't even know where you live, but wherever it is, he's hurting you somehow.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 10 points 6 days ago

That is something up with which I will not put.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago

It ain't the heat, it's the humidity.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 0 points 6 days ago

Send this list to Trump. His vocabulary is about 200 words.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They need a skin bag to put all that stuff in, and cover it with some pretty scales or feathers or something.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He's aced three cognitive tests, and he can tell the difference between a lion, bear, alligator, and...he thinks it was a squirrel, so that proves he's the smartest president ever.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 6 days ago (10 children)

He's moving from being an embarrassment to being downright dangerous.

He's been dangerous to us for a long time, but now he is damaging every other country on the planet. Can't one of those foreign intelligence agencies deploy an operative to "handle" this situation decisively? Please?

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