BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 18 points 6 days ago (12 children)

That Social Security is going to collapse. I've been hearing it for literally 50 years. I honestly grew up thinking SS would not be there at retirement, and now I'm collecting it (although I'm not retired). It was a psy-op the whole time, trying to keep workers anxious, and at the grindstone.

Social Security is literally the easiest problem in DC to fix. All they have to do is raise the income cap. Right now, the cap is $184,500. You pay into Social Security on the first $184,500 of income, and anything over that doesn't get touched. If you make less than that, then 100% of your income gets tapped for SS. But if you make more, you pay a much tinier percentage of your total income.

So if SS is looking like a problem, all they have to do is raise the cap. It goes up a bit every year anyway, but there is no reason it can't be $500,000, or even $1 million. Of course the rich will scream, but they're always screaming. We have to learn to ignore that as background radiation, nothing to be concerned about.

Raise the cap enough, and you not only protect Social Security forever, you can give Grandma a nice raise. Doesn't she deserve it for all those delicious cookies? Or brownies actually, in my Grandma's case. She made the best homemade brownies, and she cut them BIG!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The only math class I ever enjoyed was a college statistics class which actually made sense to me. So I spent my life reading polls, always checking the sample size and the margin of error, because I knew how important those are to accuracy, etc. But that same knowledge also served to let me know that modern polls are becoming horsehit.

I remember hearing Rush Limbaugh telling his listeners to either refuse to take polls, or to lie on them and say the opposite. He, and others, taught MAGAs to disrespect polls (cuz polls are the enemy of predatory politics).

Also, many of the "pollsters" are MAGA operatives in disguise. Add unreliable pollsters to unreliable respondents, and you end up with a weird poll that doesn't reflect reality at all.

I no longer enjoy tracking polls. Too many of them have been games.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I inherited my grandfather's robber baron fortune, I'm a GENIUS!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago

These people constantly scream about the Free Market, and then they go and manipulate it like this.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If they are told it will make a LOT of money, they will believe literally anything. Then it's up to the rest of us to either work, or sacrifice, to make it happen for them. Likely both.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago

LIGHT THE SENTINELS!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That phone was FIRE! No, that's not right...

I threw it INTO a fire! That's what happened. I was really drunk, but I still made that lucid decision. I saw a fire, and thought "You know what belongs in that fire?"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 6 days ago

So what are you waiting for? Extract the DNA, and get to cloning. We have a Dinobird Air Force to build!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We only got to three, and someone immediately jumps in and tries to AI the whole thing. This here is our entire problem.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I meant to sharpen my sword! It might as well be a club. Now I'll just be beating people to death all day.

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