BarneyPiccolo

joined 10 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

ICE Pigs are going to have to eat regularly, so make it difficult for them. Undercook, overcook, serve it cold, spit in it, add extra onions when they ordered it without, slow service, slow delivery, refuse orders, forget ingredients, forget condiments, lose orders, short orders, etc.

Mess up EVERY meal, and it doesn't take long to start making people really unhappy.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

I love Hitchcock, but The Birds is his worst movie.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

WW what? Which WW? I HAVE to know!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 39 points 8 months ago (9 children)

MAGA is a Cult of Personality, and won't survive Trump's death. The administration will try to hold it together, but it will very quickly devolve into ferocious backstabbing, leaks, allegations, accusations, etc. A lot of people are important to Trump who will be useless to Vance, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller, and they won't give up their power easily. It will take no longer than 48 hours for it to start to fall apart.

Dems would be wise to stoke the fire with questions like "Are you going to let him say that about you?"

The street level MAGAs will instantly start spreading conspiracy theories about who killed him. At first they'll blame liberals, but soon they'll turn on the new Vance administration, especially if Dems encourage it.

At the same time, every Sociopathic Oligarch will take advantage of the societal chaos, and use whatever mechanisms they have to make money.

If you think things are crazy now, just wait until Trump croaks.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

When that shop first opened, the Wizard was holding a scepter with a giant glass globe. It may have lit up at night, I don't remember. It was very impressive.

Not long after it went up, Hurricane Charlie hit, and tore everything up, and the giant globe was destroyed. I would love to see video of it exploding in the storm.

To this day, they have never replaced the globe.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just trees in general. I was ferrying around some VIPs from California once, and they were amazed at the endless miles of thick trees on both sides of the highway. Yeah, they're trees, they're nothing special. They grow everywhere, you don't even have to do anything.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 8 months ago

I've only ever lived in Northern Ohio and Florida, two very flat places. So when I visited Denver, it was so weird to see the mountains always looming RIGHT THERE. You always know which way is West.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I haven't seen fireflies in YEARS, but I was recently in Astoria, Queens, NYC, and there were fireflies all over the place! NYC would have been the last place I would have expected to see them.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Everything. I live in Orlando.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tesla will be bankrupt in 2 years.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dude, the whole thing is a scam. We don't want to get bogged down with expensive fancy equipment.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This seems like a nice scam to get in on. I just need some magnificent facial hair to get started.

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