BarneyPiccolo

joined 10 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've used Samsungs for years, but they have gotten too expensive for what I need, so I went for a Pixel this time around. I got issues with it, but mostly because I'm so used to the Samsung universe. Still way better than an Apple.

I guess I'm a Spanish drug dealer now.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

They don't believe in the Streisand Effect, on accounta sheeza dirty liberal commie.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago

"These are not the files you are looking for..."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

I did the math as a teenager, and yep, I travelled down the aisle.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I were religious, I would be convinced that he's the Anti-Christ.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago

He wants to be boss of the world, while his real boss in Moscow has tasked him with deliberately destroying American hegemony. He's struggling with the conflict.

He better figure out what he really wants, because while he's waffling, we're making plans to put him and everyone else he knows up against the wall.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

When it finally reached Full Nazi, The Goblin declared it finished, and ready for release.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

"Every damn time..." Yikes!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago

Well yeah, he's a Nazi. That's well-established.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 months ago

It's going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.

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