BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

That only means we're going to take over a country that makes routers.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

Because they want this, they just don't want it aimed at them.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 4 weeks ago

Never happened. Mr Trump says we already won the war. This is just a Democrat hoax.

/S

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I disagree. He won't choose an uggo like Loomer. Even plastic surgery couldn't help her. She may be down for blowjays on command, but he won't want to breed with her. These MAGAs are closet eugenicists, even though Trump has never heard that word, but he knows about plantation owners breeding their slaves, so he understands how it works.

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller will tell him that he wants someone with good genes, although Trump will think PeeWee said "Good Jeans," and think it means a chick with a good ass, and he'll demand, "Get me a 12 year old with a hot ass!" and the entire US government will be tasked to find a pretty child for him to rape and impregnate, for the good of the nation.

Hopefully, before any of that happens, he'll just stroke out in the middle of a dumb speech, accompanied by a confused facial expression, a hilarious vocal noise, and a loud wet fart.

When that happens, put me down for $50 on MAGA Cloning Program in the betting pool.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, and Trump's death will be the end. Like all Dictators, he won't name a successor because he doesn't want to give any power to anyone else, so he'll let Rubio and Vance fight it out for his own entertainment.

Meanwhile there are a bunch of MAGA losers entertaining the fantasy of taking over MAGA when Trump dies. Guys like Don Jr. You don't think he feels like he's ENTITLED to succeed his father to the throne? Or Hegseth? Or Lindsey Graham? Or DeSantis? Or Abbot? Or Tucker Carlson?

When Trump assumes room temperature, the knives are going to come out, and the backstabbing will begin. It will be glorious.

Dems should know this is coming upon Trump's inevitable death, and understand that it will be a unique golden moment for them. They better be ready to take full advantage of that opportunity with a plan in place to deploy when it happens.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Vance makes NO decisions on his own, he is ENTIRELY owned by Peter Theil. If Vance becomes president, Peter Theil is in charge.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

It was a pretty big deal in 2000, too, with Y2K. It wasnt the literal end of the world they were afraid of, more like a computer end of the world, but it turned out to be as overblown as Y1K.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Valid, good post.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They been saying it a lot longer than that. The 7th Day Adventists, who own all the hospitals in my area, are a Mormon splinter group who followed a guy who had calculated the exact date of the end of the Earth, and that was way back in the late 19th century. He kept re-calculating and moving the date.

End of the world predictors have been around far longer than that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fucking Putz can't figure out that by deliberately doing the exact opposite of what Obama did, he is allowing Obama to dictate his actions.

He's a slave to Obama.

That'll make him jump out a window. Unfortunately the Oval Office is on the first floor, so...

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's Paramount, you'll need a MAGA angle, like the drunk driver was a Trans school shooter running from the scene after murdering a class of special needs kids.

For starters.

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