Blackmist

And definitely don't use an SSD.

Oh, I got that plus and minus the wrong way round... I am a genius again.

K - might as well guarantee a first world country.

Rain comes down. Rain goes up. You can't explain that.

I think you need to pay extra for physical buttons.

This one sometimes has a "lockscreen" that needs a swipe up to unlock, but the rain can do that.

Interestingly it doesn't always have a lockscreen. Sometimes it just switches it on and off depending on how it feels.

So, where are y'all going to hang your mandatory Trump portraits?

And the propaganda can be right there in the survey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahgjEjJkZks

Loading Screen Tip #412

Remember to prepare before facing Legendary Encounters. They are significantly harder than ordinary creatures.

The fact that there's 93k access points and that's not very many when you consider the size of the EU and the average range and speed of an access point.

I got a cheapo Xiaomi one a few years back.

Pretty sure it just makes the heart rate up and infers it from how many steps you're doing.

When it gets wet, it randomly skips songs on Spotify.

I refuse to use it because it's shit.

We are not the same.

Learning from the best.