DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 120 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I had a sex test done recently. The results were negative.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The doorbell rang at a time of day when I don't like to open," Mr Helberg told television channel TV2

I feel ya, Mr. Helberg.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Combined with a minimalist Linux distro, a laptop like that should have amazing battery life. Not sure of a specific use, but maybe something where you have to run off battery for long periods of time. Portable server maybe?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

He was practicing for the upcoming Star Wars/Expanse crossover.

From da owkwa, stay away!

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

It was the fucking lighthouse keeper wasn't it

Dude, spoiler tags please.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Some restaurant owner who wears gaudy track suits.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 59 points 7 months ago (9 children)

What fucking dystopian timeline is this, where a social media company has military ambitions? I was hoping for the Idiocracy version where I can get a handjob at Starbucks.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Where can I get that T-shirt?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Later, virgins!