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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 158 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Always a double standard with this scum.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There it is! Always trust an American to put it better & in fewer words than I can. No snark.

I love snark, though.

[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

-Frank Wilhoit

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 122 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I find all these people disgusting — but Kid Rock... I can't even express how much I despise this talentless moron.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago

Lol I read that as "taintless moron" and it had me actually laughing out loud.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Oh come on he isn't talentless, who else can possibly "write" a song about enjoying another, more notable song during a season (and "sample" that song so thoroughly in it that it's basically just a shitty cover)?!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

His acting in Joe Dirt is so bad, which is funny because he is just playing himself with a different name.

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

He plays a rich kid from detroit who acts like he grew up poor because it plays better with his racist audience?

I honestly dont remember its been forever since i watched that movie

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aka not acting

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have we all forgotten the sublime lyrical experience that is Bawitdaba? How can you hear

"Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"

and not soar upon the wings of angels?! Shakespeare would weep with jealousy!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, sry, he has a lot of MAGA talent. I'm sure he'll even "write" a song soon, inspired by the Tetris tune, praising Drump in all his incomprehensible greatness.

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

See some say despising Kid Rock is statutory but I say it's mandatory.

https://www.truthorfiction.com/kid-rock-cool-daddy-cool-lyrics-and-grooming/

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lol. I fucking love this. What an asshat.

[–] madame_gaymes@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His hat does also look like a buttcrack. A gaping one, at that.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

its to hide his liqour that has ruined his hair.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At the end of the day kid rock won't be affected by this at all but the hard working kitchen people won't get a paycheck.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, Kid Rock was born into money.

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

you want a "wah burger" and some "french cries" with that, kid rock?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that should be "Freedom Cries".

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Vastly underrated comment.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Was the wine list mostly Trump wine?

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You know, Dwayne Johnson's son

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

That took me a minute. I was like "holy shit, they're related?? No fucking way"

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Some restaurant owner who wears gaudy track suits.

This kid whose brain is a rock.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

He doesnt care.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his name to it.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why would anyone eat at a restaurant called Robert James Ritchie's overpriced middling fare?

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Further clarification:

Clarification, he doesn't own the restaurant, he just licenses his stage name to it.

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Amazing again just how well The Simpsons and real life align once again

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Why am I not surprised.

[–] el_muerte@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Kid Rock looks like the kind of person who knows exactly how many catalytic converters buy a kilogram of meth.

[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Leopards are your face, bud..