FreeRangeKitties

joined 6 days ago
 

"Let me go oooon, like I blister in the sun Let me go oh-oh-on, big hands, I know you're the one"

[โ€“] FreeRangeKitties@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

lol the body text reminds me, at work there was a cheap Chinese manufactured piece of electronics labelled "QUIET POWER" and an annoying coworker used to say it like "QWHITE POWER" every time we had to work in the cabinet it was in. He was "just being edgy" but it's shit like that that has normalized things to where we are today.

edit: I just want to clarify I only mention it was Chinese because I figure that's why they didn't realize how it sounds. That's the relevance. I am pro-Chinese products.

hmm, could make some changes, so far I've just been releasing a metric ton of ass gas into the audience everytime I crack a fart

[โ€“] FreeRangeKitties@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

cw drugs

spoiler

I want to feel like a stand-up comedy woman who's been doing a really good set. I want to feel fucking fantastic. Also I want my jokes to actually be funny. Is there a drug like that where it makes the jokes funny for the audience too?

 

Like nah fam I'm good, it seems like an especially bad time to be Zelensky rn

 

ask a local LLM ("dumber" the better) to explain your jokes, as a way of gauging whether they'll land

I'm not doing this often but sometimes it's validating when I'm like is this too deep a cut? Idk this thing that fits on a flash drive knows what I'm talking about. Wait that was in the dataset and survived quantization? Huh.

They suck at writing them though so I can't even have them rephrase my jokes for me. Which sucks because I don't know how to do anything other than lean into being awkward. kitty-birthday-sad

They are great at doing corpo speak for you tho. Or it was before people caught on. I sometimes use it as White Voice from Sorry To Bother You because I just can't do it myself. I don't feel bad about using a machine to perform the role of a machine. I'd feel worse about expending the effort as a human to use business language.