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Actually officially any male catholic can be pope, it's just in practice cardinals always choose one of their own

Bring him back, take Trump instead

Onion headline: Trump accuses China of DEI practices for having too many Chinese workers

He wants to turn the whole world into a fascist dictatorship

People like tropical places

Because he's probably dead or at least has had something happen to him they don't want getting out

If they happen in the Untied States, I predict extraordinarily low attendance

Trump is going to send American citizens to a place where they can never return, even if sent by accident. The sky has fallen. Why did nobody listen?

Canada has an election coming up. It looked like a sure thing that the right wing party would win, now things are swinging in favour of the left wing because we're afraid of Trump

Good, make Musk lose as much money as possible

Unfortunately, there is no constitutional requirement that says the president can't be a felon or have dementia

He's not old enough to run for president