Freshparsnip

joined 9 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can't get out

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trump wants to know why he can't do that in America

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Great, a new country for Musk to rule over

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

What your dad did was wrong and it's understandable your mom would want to end her relationship with him, however that is between them and you should not have to end your relationship with him over it

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's a good chance your dad knows my aunt. She also fell down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories during the pandemic and it's driven away her family and she doesn't understand why. One time a bunch of her friends bullied me on Facebook for being pro-vaccine and my Mom said she didn't know any of those people and my aunt likely met them online through conspiracy bullshit groups

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Think how stupid the average person is, then realize half the people are more stupid than that"- George Carlin

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Was Trump informed that he is a nitwit and a jackass and should be in prison?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

He died is describing the event of him dying, he's dead means he is currently dead. However, they may as well be synonyms because I can't think of any realistic situation where one is true and not the other

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

"No news is good news" depends on the situation. If your current situation is good and you don't want it to change, then no news is good news. But if say, you're waiting to hear if you got a job you want, you want news

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