GamersOfTheWorld

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Post your Beanis OCs, people!

Here's mine, their name is Blulegume, and they were a magical blue bean who got bit and tossed into the garbage, but then a bean demon possessed the blue bean, and they became Blulegume.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

You can take the leftypol out of 4chan, but you can't take the 4chan out of leftypol.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

doggirl-growl MORE STICK!!! LONGER STICK!!! POINTIER STICK!!!

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I will tie thousands of sticks together to create the first multi-kilometer long spear, and I will proceed to poke the casemate until it ceases it's bombardment of my position.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Nah, that would CLEARLY go to the most overpowered, all-warrior-destroying, completely busted and broken meta that is constantly finding ways to resurface.

LONG. POINTY. STICK.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pointedly agitated. This little goober might even be, dare I say, mildly perturbed?

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely cursed.

I love it.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

do you have the link?

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

3.6 estrogens. Not great, not terrible.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Hello, and welcome to the annual Hexbear Spelling Bee, sponsored by fidel-wut's ghost

As a reminder, anyone who fails this test is immediately sent to the gulag and force-fed dictionaries with a stalin-comical-spoon until they can re-apply in next years spelling bee.

The word is bourgieosie. I meant bourgeioisie. I mean borguieos. Fuck. Wait, no, FUCK!!!

stalin-spoonstalin-gun-2

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

On second thought, I think it's too bad to post seeing as though I am a he/him. If you want the joke tho, here it was:

[CW: Ironic Chuddery, Ironic Misogny]A chud who's so misogynistic he ends up supporting trans rights because he want's all the "females" to go trans masc

On that note, I think I should stop doing irony bad posts.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

you have given me an idea for another bad post

if it ends up being badder than you expected, than you only have yourself to blame catgirl-smug

 

There are too many cat girls! Too many effeminate kitties, and that's no good! We need cat MEN. We need big, burly, sweaty men with whiskers. We need men who aren't afraid to scratch a post once in a while. We need men with 8 packs who aren't afraid to purr.

~and~ ~post...~

 

Xi isn't locked in and aura farming Ohio style getting that fanum tax from Taipei, gotta Skibidi Toilet invasion of Taipei to show god tier rizz

~i~ ~am~ ~slowly~ ~dying~ ~inside~ ~by~ ~writing~ ~this~

 

Trumpist Mao?

mccrucified brace-watching jaby-vance chairman jaby-vance brace-watching mccrucified

Good luck getting any sleep tonight.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

porky-happy Sometimes, golf and tennis just don't hit the same anymore. My personal best record is 0.2 seconds, when I immediately saw one picogram of dust on their shirt. They tried to tell me they had a "family to feed" but I instantly knew that was Russian Disinformation™ to try to give this cheat a job!

 

Hello fellow capitalists! I had such a frustrating day today. My workers were talking about "racism" and "sexism" within the company, and it was just so annoying that I fired all of them.

As always, vent about how your ungrateful workers. Recommend strikebreakers to each other. Share the most exploitative money gaining strategies. And as always; cannibalize the Earth as much as humanly possible!


Reminder to spoiler the following content, as they may be offensive to your fellow capitalists:

  • Anti-Capitalism
  • Workers
  • Bankruptcy
  • Legumes (we've had an incident)
  • Strikes
  • Unions

We require that in order for you to post in this megathread, that you present the deed to your most expensive sweatshop in order to verify your capitalist status.

This is totally not a honeypot, we swear. ~it~ ~actually~ ~is~~,~ ~be~ ~cool~ ~about~ ~it~ ~tho~

 

I know he's extremely controversial for being absolutely god at the AWP and near single-handedly winning the 1934-1935 Kuomintang matchup (lots of accusations of soft aimbot) but he's still pretty good at flicking. I also think he showcased his strategy when he did his famous camping strategy in Jinggangshan.

I also like this quote of his during the Hunan Tornament:

"A revolution is not a 32v32 casual match, or getting an easy headshot, or getting a multi-kill on some bronzes in Overwatch, or throwing a cheap smoke at A in CS:GO; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is competitive 4v4, an act of domination by which one team owns another."

 

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