"Hey Brick, where'd you get that hand grenade?"
GeeDubHayduke
joined 1 year ago
He's Schrodinger's Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.
"What do you mean 'belief?' What do you mean by 'in?' What does 'a' mean?"
Do you have any idea how many floppies and post-it notes constitute 4gb..?
I missed a step; how do i get from race ants to rave ants..?
"This is just plain fuckin' stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays 'O Come, All Ye Faithful' and you wanna get one too!"
Lying sacks of fetid shit lie continually. More at 11.
Lady G found enough time between shining Don's balloon knot with his tongue and being a senatorial Fleshlight to tweet calls to violence? Color me impressed.
If he got violently dismembered more often, i might like him more. I usually think of him kicking Baxter off an overpass in Anchorman, as a default.
Fucking THANK YOU. I never got the hype.
American Beauty got me to like Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey got me to stop liking Kevin Spacey.
E: mother ducking autocorrupt
"Oh, you're really something aren't you?"
"I am, and you're nothing, aren't you?"
Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.