GeeDubHayduke

never interacting with any under maybe 7-8 years

So, you were born at 18+, eh?

I just can’t see myself being at all sad in their passing if they’re younger than 5.

"You must circle the sun this many times before I give a shit about you."

OP is ostensibly a woman, so, no. Your misandry is showing.

Since you specified NES, og Zelda and Maniac Mansion

What's the problem? It's just like my favorite book, Men Are From Mars, Women Belong In The Kitchen Making Me A Fried Bologna Sandwich.

No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver's seat.

🤣 fair 'nuff

"Hey, don't worry about it, Scro! All kindsa tards lead kick ass lives! Michail Chkhikvishvili? Totally tarded. He's the head of the FDA now."

I just checked in to see what condition(er) my commission(er) was in.

Zero swearing detected. Try fucking harder, ya cunt.

"The fuck you talkin' about, man?"

Oy. He's like the Sam of the dark tower series. Roland gets his bacon saved by that precious little billy bumbler.

E: ducking autocorrupt is going ham today