GrabtharsHammer

Dude, you can't just penalize a corporation. That would be commiesocialism or something.

What's that old saying... A hit dog will holler?

So like, an automated thirst trap kompromat harvester?

Holy smokes, you aren't kidding. Unhinged, 47 different fonts, rambling about the trilateral commission, mid 90s web wackadoodle nonsense. It's just a hair less well put together than the Heaven's Gate website.

I have bad news about the contents of Grape Nuts.

AKA Volumes are unintuitive. Always get your martinis filled to the brim. https://youtu.be/Mkn3PzdaByY

That show is so dang good.

Assuming they went to college.

I'd like to imagine they took the short trivia fact and applied the inverse of the compression algorithm to bloat it into something that satisfied the editor.

Now now now, they also think it means you hire women.