GrassCat

joined 9 months ago
[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I want one and I’m a straight man.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Hello Goodbye ringtone chime for 20+ yrs solid now. Target tried to make it theirs for a quick min but that was short lived.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bros. Saw my first baby’s itemized bill from 2009 and they charged us $900 to rent the plastic tub my baby slept in for three days. I legit would’ve brought my own from home.

Everyone involved in US healthcare is unequivocally corrupt. All of you. Every single one of you.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Isaac Newton lived with his mom his entire life and never had a girlfriend.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nessel’s gonna be doing Charlie’s Angels ICE photoshoots with Kristi Noem in no time.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Fiction would count as literature. I’d say it goes in the self-help section next to the Tony Robbins cassette tape series.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That’s informational text, not literature.

My severely undereducated state rep trumpee Angela Rigas replied to me that her top three works of literature are the bible, constitution, and declaration of independence. She had no response when I told her those aren’t literature.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A couple things for blade care to keep it clean and sharp: Set the blade in a dish of rice after use to soak away the moisture. If your blade begins to dull, rub the blade against denim with normal-use strokes to sharpen the blade and remove any microscopic rust development. I heard these tips on a radio show more than a decade ago and feel as though they made a noticeable difference for me.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Literally no trumpees anywhere can tell you their top three works of literature.

This is fact.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Still can’t access the newest comments to reply directly to them.

Of course I voted, you stablegenius. I only told you that to see where you were trying to go. You are trying to claim a snooty highroad over me. I voted. I always vote. You have severely lost credibility by attempting this highroading. You have NOTHING over me. Do better.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Did you brush your teeth this week? I got all A’s in college and a National Merit Award before that. Get to the point and just tell me why you think I’m not as intelligent or as informed as yourself, please.

[–] GrassCat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Okaydokay komradebot. Looks like we can both agree now which one of us is legitimate and which one of us is not.

I despise internet anonymity for its duplicitousness almost as much as I despise Cory Booker for his duplicitousness.

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