Jesusaurus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It'll probably go up because now all the billionaires know they are aligned in vision

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe tapeworms were named after tape?

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Amendment incoming!

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But wait! There's more! You can also receive a free deportation to a partner country of our choosing regardless of your country of origin!

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's not true. Plenty of personalities on YouTube just play games and provide it as an experience that others can follow along with. Granted, not all of them make much money, but a number of them at least make some supplementary income from it.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

Sounds like charge back territory

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Probably got blasted by the magat regime

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 106 points 6 months ago

Who could have possibly seen this coming?

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Think of all the classified information the bugs on it can capture!

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Let's avoid future attacks by preemptively striking another country's military base!". Gee... I wonder how that would go.