JudahBenHur

joined 2 years ago
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

very stable genius

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it

also, being smug is a shitty look

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 38 points 6 months ago

thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

portugal is the business

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

spoileryes.. well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur's sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there's a battle and he saves his captor's life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.

its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical..

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

i have a "save webp as" firefox extension that is good as well... sorry no link Im too busy

peace and love peace and love

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

he did. he said "I am the Resident Evil"

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

bad day: alcohol

excellent day, celebrate: alcohol

its raining and we're stuck in: alcohol

beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago (6 children)

i swear I feel like the percentage of people getting slammed has really gone up since covid

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