Kernal64

Yeah, they're absurdly good at optimization. You wouldn't think their games would have such tiny file sizes for what they contain.

For real. Their ~~fusion~~ Fast series consistently knocks it out of the park.

Absolutely psychotic behavior. I hope you get the help you need and your husband doesn't suffer at your hands for whatever other mentally ill beliefs you may have. I don't even have kids, but Jesus fucking Christ.

I've never understood xtian and xmas. Jeebus supposedly got nailed to what they call a cross, but was really a lowercase t. The abbreviations that would make sense to me would be tian and tmas. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Pretty sure that's the exact premise of a Black Mirror episode.

Don't worry, they've got a cream for that now.

FloridaMan is like the Slayer. When one dies, another is called.

I don't think they should have teased him. If I'm upset and someone teases me, that just makes me more upset!

Eldritch, but you're absolutely right. These people are literal monsters in any meaningful definition of the word. I can't conceive of any human having a void where their empathic sense should be, yet here we are, with a disturbing number of such assholes running around.