Everybody sucks here. Neither side deserves the land, nor has a moral upper hand. They should both be shunned permanently.
Linktank
Not to mention the fact that having China that close as an "ally" allows them to look extra close at how weak Russia is getting. Then they can decide when the right time to annex a large chunk of land will be easiest.
Well, if you were being sarcastic then it would at least have been a better attempt at communicating.
Hard to say since you're trying to retroactively claim the sarcasm.
"Just stop having fun at work"
Great advice there.
We don't need this kind of stupidity. Here, anywhere, now, or ever.
Retro Encabulator
Sounds like you're set bro. Just treat every question like you don't actually know the answer.
"My name? Uh.. Uh..."
Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!
Just get "nervous" at every question and you're golden.
Just hang them already.
Unfortunately there's this thing called state dependent learning where you can't really apply the lessons that you learned drunk while sober. Give it another shot, minus the booze.
That was the day the wind shattered.