Linktank

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

That was the day the wind shattered.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that having China that close as an "ally" allows them to look extra close at how weak Russia is getting. Then they can decide when the right time to annex a large chunk of land will be easiest.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you were being sarcastic then it would at least have been a better attempt at communicating.

Hard to say since you're trying to retroactively claim the sarcasm.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Just stop having fun at work"

Great advice there.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll allow it.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

We don't need this kind of stupidity. Here, anywhere, now, or ever.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

Retro Encabulator

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Sounds like you're set bro. Just treat every question like you don't actually know the answer.

"My name? Uh.. Uh..."

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Just get "nervous" at every question and you're golden.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 42 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Just hang them already.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

Unfortunately there's this thing called state dependent learning where you can't really apply the lessons that you learned drunk while sober. Give it another shot, minus the booze.

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