Magnum

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Waaahhh waaaahhh moooommmmyyy everyone is mean to me since I nuked Japan twice, they are constantly reminding me of it waaaaaah

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha USSR no single drop of blood that's a good one my friend

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm only on Lemmy and deleted my reddit accounts

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well it's a little obvious don't you think? Who else would be able to handle these absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)

Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?