MantisToboggon

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What free things online should everyone take advantage of? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 53 points 6 months ago (7 children)

ok if there are actual Jewish space lasers I'm fucking done with this reality.

The world is five seconds to midnight. All hope seems lost. Then, riding out from the blackest night on a blazing white steed comes the defender of Christ. The Deal Maker. Some people know him only by in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 10 points 6 months ago

we are fucked.

What are you best decluttering tips? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Occasionally get drunk and break things. When sober throw Away broken things.

The Army’s Newest Recruits: Tech Execs From Meta, OpenAI and More in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 4 points 6 months ago

Bullshit they all are on antidepressants.

Are most people who avoid turn signals do it to feel more normal? (Imitating their parents, avoiding perceived stupidity of using turn signals when it seems useless, etc) in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 3 points 6 months ago

I'm just trying to give you something to bitch about on the internet.

what is your silliest, simple accomplishment? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al -4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I slept with your mom. I know she bangs everyone, but it meant something to me.

Why do americans assume they invented the internet? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 6 months ago

he is still alive....

Why do americans assume they invented the internet? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
Not like anyone wants to shoot up in the bathroom in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck you I enjoy doing my drugs in a bathroom!

Wholesome movies in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 3 points 6 months ago

Merry bating!

This one is for the guy who told me "Fuck You" on my Kurt Cobain meme. in c/memes@lemmy.world
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