MelodiousFunk

joined 1 year ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)

The real power move would be for Francis to have arranged for a bomb under his carcass that explodes when it detects McDonald's-breath.

How diabolical of him.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

X SLAMS Y over (random bullshit).

Graph fight! GRAPH FIGHT!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 25 points 6 days ago

I cannot wish enough ill upon them.

Not with that attitude. C'mon, keep trying like the rest of us.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

The longer you look, the worse it gets.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gonna need seven firewalls for that kind of work.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Maybe this will help with climate change.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Please tell me she got a proper hair stylist.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

No time! Unload your clip into the nearest warm body!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

IM THE BEST AT SELF INFLICTED WOUNDS, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT!!!

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