Meltyheartlove

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Ive decided to live an ascetic lifestyle πŸ™ in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I am living an asciitick lifestyle

::: spoiler spoiler

There are no ticks in my life doggirl-tears

Little known fact, but whenever you accomplish something noteworthy in real life you get an achievement notification pop up in your peripheral vision. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I knew it doggirl-cry

guy who has a latex fetish because he's also allergic to it in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Guy who has is allergic to fetish is on a fetish diet because he is addicted to allergy

I'm on the shellfish diet in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Shellfish who is on a guy diet because of fetish allergy

Bit idea: post a silly little joke that makes your internet friends smile and maybe even chuckle in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why do the Irish only use 239 beanis for soups?

spoilerIf they used one more, it would be two-fahrty.beanis

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beans. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Bean meals can melt steal beans. doggirl-smart Bushy ordered many baked bean meals for this reason.

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

ahh yes silly me I forgot all about that bleh

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

uh... who are we talking about again? kbity-how

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Don't you wanna to know?

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

I can't wait to do bean work all day.

i don't know who barack obama is. ask me anything in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

Son of Zamorak who lives in Varrock. His birth certificate says it but he does not want you to know.

NO slacking off at your work stations. If you've got time to lean you've got time to bean in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

beanis beanis beanis xok-og I am busy playing pacbean

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