NutWrench

joined 2 years ago
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If your president embodies every single one of the Seven Deadly Sins, he just might be The Antichrist.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trump also just said, "Nobody needed magnets until 20 years ago" until a Chinese "plot" convinced to world to use them.

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-magnets-2673916711/

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup. It is long past time we got over our child-like worship of billionaires.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”

You did NOT slip on your penis.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A peace prize for WHAT? Exactly?

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

If you're a minority, it doesn't matter how hard you suck up to Trump and his goons. They will never let you wear the snazzy Kommandant's uniform or get the best internal organs at the feeding frenzies. You're a useful idiot but they will never let you BE one of them.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And Trump is just going to screw him over anyway, bribe or no bribe.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

An early AI was once asked, "Bob has a headache. What should Bob do?" And the AI replied, "Bob should cut off his own head."

The point being: AIs will give you logical solutions to your problems but they won't always give you practical ones.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Well, "dark traffic" sounds SCARY. You wouldn't want to do anything scary, would you? Like, use the computer you paid for to control the content you want to see? /s

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 73 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Website: "You appear to be using an ad blocker." Me: "You appear to be correct."

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 59 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Well bye, I guess. Took him 10 years to figure out that voting for the "Punch me in the dick, repeatedly" party wasn't a great idea.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you treat politics like Wrestlemania. There are serious consequences for voting for the Dynamite Monkey.

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