Prime_Minister_Keyes

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[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

This is the correct answer. If it's all been eaten, who would remember it?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

She only comes out at night, though.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Shouldn't it be "he consulted his 4th brother"? Unless there's one we don't know about... yet.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Something involving beans and jeans, more like.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey, me too! I also did e and the Feigenbaum constant, though.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

right about now, fart soul brother
check it out now, fart soul brother

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just remembered a story one my teachers once shared about his cousin. This woman, who in reality lived alone in a remote area, had always seemed to lead a vibrant life, sharing tales of her children and family over the phone. However, one day she suddenly passed away. When my teacher visited her home, he made a shocking discovery: piles of notebooks filled with meticulous records of the false stories she had told to others. It became clear that beneath her cheerful facade lay a deep sadness and isolation.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ghost in a meat suit

How about this?

could be NSFL, if you're like 8
C'est pour mourir

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What are they called?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is fucking dangerous. Total watershed event.

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face.

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