false ; pug owners get farted on more than any other animal
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Nah, it's humans. Humans get farted on the most. Walking on foot? You're walking through farts. Using public transportation? Farts. Going inside any building open to the public? You've guessed it, farts. The more crowded a place, the higher the concentration of farts.
Please remember that no matter where you go, someone will fart in your general direction.
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap."
Horses themselves fart the most of any animal. They hardly even digest the grass they eat it's more of a fermentation process. If you've been around them more than a few minutes they fucking fart almost constantly lmao
I guarantee my dog holds that record.
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right about now, fart soul brother
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Exactly! So many dogs just love to nestle into people, often at the small of their back our behind the knees when we're on our sides.
If dogs aren't the most farted on by humans animal there is, I don't know what the criteria is
Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time
You could be a horse. We don’t know.
They're trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don't be ungrateful!
My condolences.
Most grinded on animal for sure.
Figured that would be cows. But I think we're both right, for different reasons.
It probably depends on how you quantify the input.
If it's by volume, I'd agree that it's probably cows or pigs. But if it's by individual animal, it might be something smaller like chickens.
A lot of male chicks become pet food shortly after birth, which is what I think would skew the numbers.
Grinded ~~on~~
~~i wouldn't mind being that horse~~
Horses make women cum more than any other animal.
— and that's not even counting queefs, either.
Yeah, but they're into that shit.
It's not shit, it's farts
Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.
You clearly have never rode a hippo
Have you?
No but I once got in a fight with a hippo on the way from the grocery store. (I won but it was stinky)
I'm no horse expert, but I believe that horses fart back.
The look of the horse... Seems deeply unhappy.
Are humans still animals in this situation?
"Farting is transcendant."
Car dealer: And here I got a solution to your moral dilemma -- a mechanical device for your farting needs! Fart-n-ride! Anytime!
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most
Oxygen shall henceforth be termed plant farts by me.
I'm pretty sure that donkeys/mules, camels, bulls and elephants have a lead, or at least very close on that
Yo moma begs to differ
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you sure?
What about pinworms