toy_boat_toy_boat

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[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

thanks. my first thought was, "are you fucking kidding me?"

but this is what all the money wants us to think about "AI", which is definitely not intelligence. they want everyone to accept that pattern recognition is indistinguishable from intelligence.

edit - alcohol makes me talk in cicles

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

you've got a point. they're trying to redefine what "friends" are. and they're succeeding.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

the neat thing about oligarchs is the betting odds that they'll keep their heads

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Dot: This poop? 94 days.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

give it a few months, and you won't be allowed to sue tesla any more. i'm fucking serious.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

ICE! ICE! LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE'S CLEARLY ANTI-AMERICAN AND UN-PATRIOTIC!

the clock is ticking before comments like this actually become serious.

now, all you motherfuckers, i wanna hear you scream!!!!

at least, that's how i'd have ended it

incidentally, i'm introducing a new standard to the called "analogHD (IEEE 2062-6)". it's captured using this revolutionary new technology called "cellular photography". it's very granular.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (7 children)

sorry y'all. i found this monkey paw and i just wanted to see what 1945 would look like in 4K

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i'm busy milking the cows.. can we do it in the dairy air?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (4 children)

fuck me, i'm just a peasant.

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