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One of the stupidest things I've heard.

I also would like to attach the bluesky repost I found this from:

@leyawn.bsky.social‬ says: “is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me” https://bsky.app/profile/leyawn.bsky.social/post/3lnldekgtik27

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 points 30 minutes ago

These are the same type of people who believed ELIZA to be sentient.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago

We can't even give humans human rights. AI will have to get in line.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Does my phone feel pain when I drop it?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Why don't you ask it?

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 35 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of fluff "journalism" is this?

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

thanks. my first thought was, "are you fucking kidding me?"

but this is what all the money wants us to think about "AI", which is definitely not intelligence. they want everyone to accept that pattern recognition is indistinguishable from intelligence.

edit - alcohol makes me talk in cicles

[–] pwalshj@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago

The pride of cancelling my 20 year subscription continues to swell.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, and in the NYT no less. This will make a lot of people a lot more stupid. I guess the AI grift needs to go on for a while longer.

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I really wonder what's going on in the editors minds here.

The entire premise of the article is "All experts say no, but I think yes" - why would anyone about any topic publish this? If it would be an actual debate, maybe some contrarian but actual experts arguing in favor of sentience, you could get into an argument here. But this article is blatant science denial. Climate change deniers and antivaxxers use the exact same approach "facts say X, but my feelings say Y".

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

I guess articles like this create high engagement, they are the very definition of rage-bait.

What's saddening is the complete lack of integrity on every level of the publisher. Surely they must know that this is blatant misinformation, but they just don't care.

Stuff like this does have consequences, it shapes the discussion and leads to bad decisions and outcomes. But like in so many instances, everyone is fine with it as long as they can convince themselves that they won't be affected by the results of their own actions.

Ok so: Measure of a Man is one of my all time favorite Star Trek episodes, but come the fuck on. We are so, so far away from that. Maybe worry more about humans, right now, and the world we live in, instead of some nebulous fucking future that we won’t even goddamn reach if we don’t pay attention to, you know, humans and the world we live in.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Before we even get close to have this discussion, we would need to have an AI capable of experiencing things and developing an individual identity. And this goes completely opposite of the goals of corporations that develop AIs because they want something that can be mass deployed, centralised, and as predictable as possible - i.e. not individual agents capable of experience.

If we ever have a truly sentient AI it's not going to be designed by Google, OpenAI, or Deepmind.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Yep, an AI can’t really experience anything if it never updates the weights during each interaction.

Training is simply too slow for AI to be properly intelligent. When someone cracks that problem, I believe AGI is on the horizon.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

So… the headline answered the question and people still read the article?

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 6 hours ago

Can our AI fall in love with a human? Scientists laughed at me when I asked them but I found this weird billionaire to pay me to have sex with his robot.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Gemini in it's current form? No, but it is a fair question to ask for the future

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, twenty years from now at the very least.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's like fusion. It's always 20 years away for the last 60 years.

Realistically, as a dev who watched AI develop from cheap parlor tricks to very expensive and ecosystem crunching fancy parlor tricks that mangers think will replace all of their expensive staff who actually know how to design and create:

Modern "AI" is fundamentally incapable of actual thought. They are very advanced and impressive statistical engines, but the technology is incapable of thinking at a fundamental level.