I don't know if it's funnier if its true or if it's false but, either way, I bet he's thrilled she told it
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Dude couldn't even build a tunnel
Everybody that knows anything about watches knows these come from websites where you can design them in a browser, pick the components and have them shipped from China. Most of them had $50 Seiko NH35/36 movements. Good movements, but you can get them in a much better $200 watch.
You night be thinking of the Streisand effect, which is a little different, but very similar
The most common Christian apologetic is to say he was talking about the transfiguration. That fails because the language is clearly talking about his return. The early church clearly thought he was going to return in their lifetime. Also, the transfiguration a few days later. It's weird to say "some of you will still be alive in a few days"
Even Jesus, who is God, sorta, didn't know when it would happen. He told his disciples he would return in their lifetime.
I coulda done it faster
I came here to say this too. I find it to be hilarious
I'm not sure if you're aware but when it became apparent that a big event was happening on the morning of Sept 11, the hospitals braced for mass casualties and... waited... and waited... and they never came.
There were only 20 people pulled from the rubble. Six were firefighters, and 5 were police.
Nurses get a lot of well deserved praise. It's just that in this case there wasn't an uptick in emergency medical needs.
I get up earlier on weekends than weekdays. I try to get up at 6am but I often get up to pee at 4am and just stay up. I do a bunch of things and it feels like I've had a good day then I realize it's only like 10am and I still have a whole day ahead of me.
Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE