Rebecca_Corndogs

joined 3 months ago

Sometimes I put Bob's Burgers on the TV for them

[โ€“] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I'm really into this audio book.