Reborn_Mormon

joined 19 hours ago
[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.

This is one of my libraries:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I'm not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged my father's wrath more of a threat than the US military, and then kept up faking schizophrenia for years cuz I thought I was under investigation. I was not, as I gave the money back.

I am retarded. This is how I identify as someone that developed schizoaffective disorder because I was constantly paranoid and this reconditioned my brain. You don't get to tell me how I identify, you prejudiced person. And if you do think get to dictate what words I can use, I'll start telling you you can't say the word love cuz you clearly can't do that to anyone but yourself, you virtue-signaling narcissistic twad.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They are our lords BECAUSE of their audacity.

Jesus is our lord because he is so audacious, he would go up to a homeless man and ask him for spare change. That's how Jesus and John met; where John baptizes Jesus. John, the man who ate locusts and dressed like shit, is stunned by Jesus' balls to not give a fuck.

Baptism:

(Holds hand out) Will you bless me, sir?

There's more encapsulated in the passage where these two meet, that being Jesus made a friend by becoming indebted to a man who normally indebts himself. Something to think about.

But Joseph Smith I do not know more than what South Park and a few other pieces of media, to include The Sound of Gravel. But he was an upstate New York boy that fucked up, learned things the hard way, became a con artist, and with the Lord's help, was able to Start Mormonism. I understand how Mormonism is a superpositional religion like Christianity originally was.

What made Jesus so popular as a figurehead to be talked abput was the divisive nature of his character. People loved what he represented and objectively did, while others hated his guts. It created a sociological force on society that made him a memeplex in himself. And I plan to do the same thing with my brand-new sect of Mormon Occultism, where I teach what I was originally teaching in my educational (f)art project:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

Also, this IS on meds, and I would appreciate if you would stop harassing me on mental health stuffs. I am not broken, I am just not like you. Which is how I'm going to help the Orthodox Mormon Church, as their congregations could use some diversity, so I promise any beautiful black people who need me to get on my knees for them and prove the power of the Lord through oral sex that they will BE Mormons when I rise.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world -1 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

I am valid, that is for sure. At least my parking is. I am quite invalid in certain respects. Retarded, too, and that's my peoples' word and I will say it in praise of our lord. You ever smoke a ham sandwich? I don't recommend it.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 0 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Go to hyperspace, bro. That's where Jesus and Joseph Smith transcended to. Enlightenment is a process of becoming an independent phenomenon. God is an independent phenomenon; it created itself. The Alpha is the Omega; the restuarant at the end of the universe is the transcendental particle that can be in multiple...stepmoms? Tf you saying God? Yea, I got a big stepmommy fetish, tf is your point of bringing it up now? No I don't toe? Tf is toe for? I'll put my big toe in your pussy and be happy to call you about it in the morning so you come to church with me. This is why God made me a Mormon Occultist, because ain't nothing on this world for me but sin, and I did but didn't to learn defilement as the Buddhists call the möbiation of entanglement, as I call the phenomena. But space bro? Space doesn't exist bro. Get over yourself or Jesus's dad is gunna fuck your ass up.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.