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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

My home server still has 96GB. At this rate i might shut it down and call it my retirement plan

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago

More fun than I thought it would be.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i have 32gb ram. run video, emulation, jukebox simultaneously daily

[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

64 GB DDR4. I ain't the best but I do okay.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 59 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

NOT THE ORB MANS

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why -5? This, this is shitposting.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as "The Penguin Which Brings Doom." As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

Farewell!

With love,

Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I'm not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

I love this so much

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.

Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it's more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.

This is one of my libraries:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

dammit not another whale worshipper :3

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two ~~Chrome~~ Librewolf tabs

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 13 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

I'm still getting by with the machine I built in 2016 with what I thought was a beefy 16GB of RAM. Hopefully I can get some cheap parts and build something better after the AI bubble bursts.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My main laptop is also 16GB. It's from 2017 and was one of the last models left that had an incorporated DVD-player. It still runs so well I have no plans to replace it. I will mourn it when it goes. It's been so hassle-free

It also has a separate input for your mic. Green for headphones, red for mic.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

16 is fine. I still use a laptop with 4 when I'm traveling

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Depends on what OS your using and what you're doing on it, but even with windows 16 should be enough, the problem will come if you want to use 3d editing software or video editing software, games should be fine in my experience.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 15 hours ago

Below 32gb is unusable. Can't even load rimworld

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sometime between November 5th 2024 and Jan 20th 2025 I decided I had better replace my ailing laptop before something drove prices up. I was debating between the 32G of RAM I needed and the 64G I wanted. I am really glad I splurged back then. The way costs have gone between tariffs and AI's demand for braaainz (plus the fact that vibe coders don't make any account for efficiency or specs) it feels like I practically got it for free.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

I'm happy both my PCs have 32 😅.

Laptop is at 16 but the expansion slot is broken so it is what it is. 16GB on linux is alright for me though.

I did splurge on a 2TB 990Pro SSD though, that I am so happy about!

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

i would sell them and retire

[–] neoblame@fedinsfw.app 7 points 20 hours ago

Ten lemmy client,sir༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

I read this in their voice.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 5 points 22 hours ago

I would compile 2 versions of LibreWolf from source at the same time man

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this a sloppified version, exacerbating the reason 32 rams is so scarce right now?

I hope not!

I found it elsewhere myself 🤷🏻

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
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