ShaggySnacks

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be the first time Obama assassinated an American citizen,

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 months ago

Show up, say fancy bullshit jargon. Bam! Government contract.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 5 months ago

Naked Lunch. Both you and the dog will be confused at what the fuck just happened.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This hard drive is so big, that astronomers thought it was a planet.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 5 months ago

I hope he spends every evening relentlessly scrolling through those negative comments.

That would require Trumpy to read, which I highly doubt that he can.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

This hard drive is so big when it moves, the Richter scale picks it up.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 5 months ago

She be tuing on my lips till my organ blows.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 5 months ago

There's the grift.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one -1 points 5 months ago (10 children)

It's the same reason why the world is leting Israel commit genocide, or not get involved in the Yemen Civil War, or ongoing genocide in Maynamer, or the dozens of current active war zones.

The world simply doesn't care. The wold only cares when the global economy is being threatened.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 22 points 5 months ago

Sweet, fucking baby Jesus. This is truly the dumbest timeline.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 5 months ago

The Deep Ones gleefully rubbing their hands

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hammock tent. All the advantages of a tent and a hammock.

Don’t have to worry about your tent getting flooded, no need for an air mattress or sleeping pad.

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