ShaggySnacks

Don't mail the fish. All goes a mailroom and no one really sees it or will talk about it outside of the White House.

Toss the chum over the fence. Make it a public spectale so everyone can see it. Hard to ignore a growing pile of chum on the White House lawn. Make the rest of the world talk about how the White House got chummed. Nothing frustrates a fascist faster then being mocked and humilated in public.

Edit: The amount of birds that will show to eat all that chum and then proceed to shit everywhere too.

Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol' smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

Thank you.

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky's teenagers way too much credit.

The good ol Russian elevator.

Florida doesn't have mines, so how could the minors yearn for the mines?

How about the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Still too tough for them to understand.

War Thundered (ˈwȯr ˈthən-dəred) - To reveal classified or restricted military secrets to win a pointless internet argument.