Speiser0

joined 11 months ago
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In germany at least, if someone else's bag is heavy, we ask if they're carrying stones in it.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 44 points 1 day ago (11 children)

"Do you have stones in your purse?" "No. It is a stone!"

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

O2: I am the reason things burn.

+

H2: I make the sun burn.

=

H2O: I destroy houses by flooding, I kill people by drowning them, I am used by CIA for torture (waterboarding).

Maybe NaCl is just scared by the H2O in the soup and its parents.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Give your cat a damn spoon!

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

But not laminated.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not how one should use voting on lemmy. If the conclusion happens to be right but the reasoning is faulty, it's still a bad post.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
 

"brother, am late"
"had motor damage"